Summing Up...



I doubt there is one amongst you who doesn't know that Christmas lost the War. As we speak, Christians, elves and sweatshop owners are gathering for the armistice talks at the UN, stronghold of the SPs. Doubtless they will sign some document which will require only the H-word to be used next year. It's a sad day for our proud nation.

Right up until that sniper bullet got Doodle Bean, I was thinking there was hope. I was starting to believe that Santa would make it across the nation again this year like last year and the year before and so on throughout time immemorial.

But no.

And I think that is all there is to say. Long live Santa Claus! Long Live Doodle Bean!