Thursday, November 09, 2006

The War on Christmas is BACK!

Stephen Colbert, put on the Naughty list last Christmas season due to excessive snark, has initiated - and won - the first decisive battle in the 2006 session of the War on Christmas! I guess we put him on the Nice list for this year.

Althought Colbert appears to have reformed, these folks most definitely have not! We are pretty certain (I think) they are the same people who declared actual War on Christmas last year. They are Naughty indeed!

In other WOC news, John Gibson's seminal classic, "The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought" has sunk to #19,497 on the Amazon sales rank. What will happen to our great nation now?

1 Comments:

At 5:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool. Better to be pre-emptive in war, don't ya know.

 

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