War on Christmas is Formally Declared! God help us all!

UPDATE: Balloon Juice posted this news and riotous commenting commenced! My favorite?

"What will these atheists wackos want next have dickens classic book renamed A HOLIDAY CAROL? or how about HOW THE GRINCE STOLE THE HOLIDAY or A CHARLE BROWN HOLIDAY whats with these PC idiots?" [all errors as in original]

Followed shortly by this,

"...It’s quite amusing to see someone with the literacy level of a drunken toddler, referencing Dickens, isn’t it?"

The war rages on...