Santa Fights Back! The Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms has sent out a Christmas card showing a gun-totin' Santa Claus facing down a terrorist! Way to fight in the War on Christmas, Santa! And way to show the true spirit of the Christmas season, CCRKBA*!

UPDATE: Apparently, Laura Bush is trying to redeem herself in the War by answering some letters. Nice try, Laura, but you are still on the naughty list!

Blogger note: In Internet Explorer, my profile, the Naughty list and the Nice list are not where they are supposed to be! Look for the lists at the bottom right. Thank you for bearing with this inconvenience as I and blogger.com tries to figure out what went wrong. You could always use Firefox instead!

*Sounds a little like someone hawking up a loogie, doesn't it?