Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Dispatches from Soldiers in the War on Christmas...and One From a Traitor!

While, Joe "Benedict Arnold" Conasen writes an article supporting the war, I have received three dispatches from soldiers on the front lines of the War on Christmas. One is involved in the war here at home; two are in the invasion forces - Operation Kris Kringle and The Yule Mole from Mr. Sun. All dispatches have been delayed due to wartime censorship requirements, yet give three important points of view on this most bloody war!

Wait a minute! Those last two guys are trying to kill Santa! Read them and weep for our Christian nation!


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