Won't You Help?

The Traditional American, a young man who does not suffer from Tourette's Syndrom at all, has identified the root cause of the War on Christmas! It turns out that SecProg's hearts are two sizes too small, just like in a book he got out of the liberry.



Let's start a collection for research to find a way to enlarge their hearts two sizes so we can celebrate Christmas without interference from any other belief systems!

h/t to 'Help Save Christmas'. Keep up the good fight!